pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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