I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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