I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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