but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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