Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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