i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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