I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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