is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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