Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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