I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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