I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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