How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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