i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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