ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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