I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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