Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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