dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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