It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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