So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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