well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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