You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
