I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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