I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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