There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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