Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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