I seem to have left my pride at pride
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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