She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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