He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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