But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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