it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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