I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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