So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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