Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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