No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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