Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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