Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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