But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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