and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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