So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Randomize
