What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
