I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
soo... how was my night?
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