i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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