Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
i need some magic done to my vagina
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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