you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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