Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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