Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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