is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she looked like the before picture.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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