thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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