My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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