Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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