are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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