Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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