We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
my being single is dangerous.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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