I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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