he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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